My dear Wormwood, How good and pleasant it is to watch the feminists get their knickers in a twist. Forty years ago we celebrated with a fireworks and brimstone extravaganza when we got them to burn their bras.
Welcome to the Methodist Church Marriage Bureau Hotline. All our ministers are busy solemnising marriages right now. Your call is very important to us. We have revised our definition of marriage to make marriage more inclusive. Please press 1 for Heterosexual Marriage or press 2 for Same-Sex Marriage.
Pope Francis put the ripest cherry on the icing of his theological fruitcake: 'I think it is not right to identify Islam with violence. If I speak of Islamic violence, I have to speak of Catholic violence.'
This is the tale of two bishops: Bishop Bell and Bishop Ball. Bishop George Bell was the Bishop of Chichester and a great supporter of Dietrich Bonhöffer in his resistance to Adolf Hitler. Bishop Peter Ball was found guilty of sexual abuse.