The C of E has been caught with its pants down in yet another monumental cock-up with the embarrassing revelation of how bishops were instructed only to give partial apologies—if at all—to victims of sexual abuse to avoid being sued.
Italy is now out of the gay marriage frying pan into the polygamous marriage fire. Italian imams are singing Don Giovanni arias from the minarets of their mosques demanding the legalisation of polygamy.
My dear Wormwood, How good and pleasant it is to watch the feminists get their knickers in a twist. Forty years ago we celebrated with a fireworks and brimstone extravaganza when we got them to burn their bras.
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Pope Francis put the ripest cherry on the icing of his theological fruitcake: 'I think it is not right to identify Islam with violence. If I speak of Islamic violence, I have to speak of Catholic violence.'