Neo-Marxist Rudi Dutschke’s ‘long march through the institutions of power’ has reached the Roman Catholic College of Cardinals. Cardinal Vincent Nichols is the latest recruit to the ranks of the men in red.
The Archbishop of Canterbury is about to undergo plastic surgery after losing his face earlier this week. Sussex Police gave Justin Welby a bloody nose when, like the trump of the archangel, it revealed that it was no longer investigating the ‘fresh’ allegation Welby’s Safeguarding Stasi had made against Bishop George Bell.
Syria is a holy war, stupid! So why are we, Western morons, getting sucked into a bloody jihad that is not ours to fight? Because East is East and West is West and wide-eyed Westerners refuse to concede how central religion is to the Eastern worldview.